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lol, coowl topic... some funny quotes:
"You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is."
"Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak."
"The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage."
"Flying is easy, you just throw yourself as hard as you can at the ground, and miss."
"Vegetarian: Indian word for lousy hunter."
"Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.' "
"If I were to walk on water, the press would say I'm only doing it because I can't swim."
"Does not enable user to fly"
- Warning on Batman cape
"I have lost friends, some by death, others through sheer inability to cross the street."
I've still got some more, but I'll post those later ^^
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