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Originally Posted by Snork

Intermission

A somewhat hilarious parody, if you don't mind a load of strong language there.

Spoiler for the prize line of the whole fic:

Facepalming, with her free hand, Mami reached for one of the 357 Magnums she knew was in a nearby drawer. Shaft kept them on hand in every room, at all times for it's staff.

LOL, surprisingly good dialogue, too. Give that one 10 brownie points!